- Order-Sol: Man down! Hmm, he looks like a cop. And he's giving me the evil eye... But I didn't do anything! Wahhh!
- Sol Badguy: Ah! Another person collapsed! Are you all right...? Wh-Why are you glaring at me!?
- Ky Kiske: My body...What happened!? Please help me, officer! Wait...I'm being arrested? Whyyy?
- A.B.A.: Eek! A woman's on the floor covered in blood and bandages! I gotta find a doctor Faust...err, fast!
- Robo-Ky: A laughing head!? Oh, I must be dreaming while sleepwalking! I better pinch myself to wake up!
- Johnny: I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHAT HE DID TO ME...I WILL CURSE ALL MEN WHO MAKE WOMEN CRY.
- May: Why is a cute girl on the ground? Are you OK? Huh? Don't touch you? I was just trying to help...*sob*
- Millia: Dear Mother, I saw a lady on the ground with watery eyes. I'm smitten, but I think she hated me.
- Eddie: Huh? Is he sleeping? *gasp* He's not breathing! And he's looking kinda pale...
- Dizzy: Dear Mother, The other day I found a girl with wings in a crater. What is this world coming to? Or is this the latest fad?
- Testament: Ahhhhh! Why is Death in front of me? If he's here then that means...Eh? Why's he passed out?
- Anji: Dear Mother, I happened to see a creepy exhibitionist asleep on the ground. The city is truly a strange place.
- Baiken: Wh-What's gotten into you!? Stop swinging your sword around! Ah! She's serious! Mommy!
- Slayer: Huh? Why is that man sleeping upside-down? Oh, it's just my head that's like that...wait...what!?
- Venom: YOU CAN SEE IT...THE HATRED YOU CARRY UPON YOUR BACK...FOR IT RESEMBLES MY OWN...
- Jam: A SIMPLE DREAM...MY ONLY DREAM...BUT HE SHATTERED IT! I HATE, HATE, HATE HIM!
- Bridget: Dear Mother, I saved a hurt girl in the woods. She's cute and surely wife material, but she's really a guy...
- Self: Oh, my god! He's dead! Wait, he's me. What? I'm dead? Am I dead!?
- Faust: Oh, I didn't see you there, doc. Like the saying goes, "You'll find something when you least expect it."
- Chipp: Why's his hair so white!? S-Something horrifying must have happened while I was sleeping!
- Potemkin: A gorilla's collapsed! No...It's even bigger! I want to rescue it, but it might eat me...
- Axl: I finally meet someone normal, and he's flat on the ground. Huh? He's crying!? I better leave...quickly...
- I-no: Ack, my body's turning in strange directions again! M-My ears...! My arms! My legs! Even my NECK!...Neck?
- Kliff: Excuse me, sir, with the beard...Is something the matter...? Wow...he's crying. He's trying to hold it back, too...
- Justice: *gasp* I see it! I see the light! I see my body is all the way down there...Down?
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